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6 comments:
That covered all the bases of your choice, and will be searchable in your medical record...
VERY nice! Happy non-denominational HIPPAA friendly winter fun to you all as well!
Dear Shrink Rap Bloggers,
You three are the best blogging psychiatrists in the world! I hope you keep on blogging through 2012 and beyond. Happy holidays and best wishes through the New Year!
Now that was a post that should be passed along for anyone suffering from the holiday blues! I think the folks in legal are getting the biggest laugh as they prepare the bill!
Chuckles!
Love this! Posted on my door...
Ha!
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