Tuesday, October 16, 2007

TMBG Mesopotamians


And now, for this musical interlude from They Might Be Giants (click picture).
(note the emotional support goat at the end)
[iTunes]

We've been driving around
From one end of this town to the other and back
But no one's ever seen us (No one's ever seen us)
Driving our Econoline van (And no one's ever heard of our band)
And no one's ever heard of our band

We're the Mesopotamians
Sargon, Hammurabi, Ashurbanipal, and Gilgamesh

Then they wouldn't understand a word we say
So we'll scratch it all down into the clay
Half believing there will sometime come a day
Someone gives a damn
Maybe when the concrete has crumbled to sand

We're the Mesopotamians
Sargon, Hammurabi, Ashurbanipal, and Gilgamesh

The Mesopotamish sun is beating down
And making cracks in the ground
But there's nowhere else to stand
In Mesopotamia (No one's ever seen us)
The kingdom where we secretly reign (And no one's ever heard of our band)
The land where we invisibly rule

As the Mesopotamians
Sargon, Hammurabi, Ashurbanipal, and Gilgamesh

This is my last stick of gum
I'm going to cut it up so everybody else gets some
Except for Ashurbanipal, who says my haircut makes me look like a Mohenjo-Daren

Hey, Ashurbanipal
I'm a Mesopotamian
Sargon, Hammurabi, Ashurbanipal, and Gilgamesh

We're the Mesopotamians
Sargon, Hammurabi, Ashurbanipal, and Gilgamesh

"Hey, man, I thought that you were dead
I thought you crashed your car"
"No, man, I've been right here this whole time playing bass guitar
For the Mesopotamians"

We're the Mesopotamians
Sargon, Hammurabi, Ashurbanipal
Sargon, Hammurabi, Ashurbanipal, and Gilgamesh

We're the Mesopotamians
Sargon, Hammurabi, Ashurbanipal, and Gilgamesh

20 comments:

  1. My favorite is still Your Brains by Jonathan Coulton.

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  2. So What's this got to do with psychiatry? I know, I know, it's our blog, we'll share if we want to!
    You make me smile.

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  3. I'm in Miami eating lobster. Soon I'm going to go explore the shopping district until the conference starts.

    Just thought I'd share that.

    Sorry about the Red Sox. They were losing when I went to bed last night. If they ended up winning, congratulations.

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  4. You texted me from South Beach last night that you were eating lobster. How much lobster can one girl eat and why are you eating it for breakfast? The Red Sox are tanking.

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  5. hello from the south beach Apple store.

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  6. Did you spend a little too much time in that Mesopotamish sun? Go see a doctor.

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  7. 1) I love TMBG.
    2) I heard this on their podcast (and was amused by the musicological references to the Monkees).
    3) Your podcast is cooler, and comes out more often.
    4) But you three should really sing on your podcast. Perhaps "Birdhouse in Your Soul."

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  8. Ummm, thanks Gerbil. I am tonedeaf and shouldn't sing on anybody's anything.

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  9. Dinah, well, you'll obviously have to delegate to Roy and Clink :)

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  10. Gerbil,
    I will not be singing. (Unless my fellow podcasters play a cruel trick on my and secretly record me while plugged in to iPod listening to TMBG or MSI or FZ or something.)

    Say, I could swear I heard a new Jem song on the radio in the past 2 days. Don't find any mention of a new release. Anyone know anything about this?

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  11. I'll guest sing on your podcast! haha....

    Seriously, I have the music printed out for "Walk Like an Egyptian" (printed it out back when Roy made the post about it...), and still plan to learn how to play and sing it with the words Roy made up for Walk Like a Psychiatrist. Too funny!

    Always happy to guest sing/play piano/etc!

    Carrie :)

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  12. Roy,

    Rhapsody didn't have any new stuff from Jem.

    Have you listened to her version of "Maybe I'm Amazed" ?? It's on "The O.C. V. 2" CD.

    Lily

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  13. OMG Clink!

    That song is hilarious!

    Here's the lyrics

    "Re: Your Brains" by Jonathan Coulton

    Heya Tom, it’s Bob from the office down the hall
    Good to see you buddy, how’ve you been?
    Thing have been OK for me except that I’m a zombie now
    I really wish you’d let us in
    I think I speak for all of us when I say I understand
    Why you folks might hesitate to submit to our demand
    But here’s an FYI: you’re all gonna die screaming

    All we want to do is eat your brains
    We’re not unreasonable, I mean, no one’s gonna eat your eyes
    All we want to do is eat your brains
    We’re at an impasse here, maybe we should compromise:
    If you open up the doors
    We’ll all come inside and eat your brains

    I don’t want to nitpick, Tom, but is this really your plan?
    To spend your whole life locked inside a mall?
    Maybe that’s OK for now but someday you’ll be out of food and guns
    And then you’ll have to make the call
    I’m not surprised to see you haven’t thought it through enough
    You never had the head for all that bigger picture stuff
    But Tom, that’s what I do, and I plan on eating you slowly

    All we want to do is eat your brains
    We’re not unreasonable, I mean, no one’s gonna eat your eyes
    All we want to do is eat your brains
    We’re at an impasse here, maybe we should compromise:
    If you open up the doors
    We’ll all come inside and eat your brains

    I’d like to help you Tom, in any way I can
    I sure appreciate the way you’re working with me
    I’m not a monster Tom, well, technically I am
    I guess I am

    I’ve got another meeting Tom, maybe we could wrap it up
    I know we’ll get to common ground somehow
    Meanwhile I’ll report back to my colleagues who were chewing on the doors
    I guess we’ll table this for now
    I’m glad to see you take constructive criticism well
    Thank you for your time I know we’re all busy as hell
    And we’ll put this thing to bed
    When I bash your head open

    All we want to do is eat your brains
    We’re not unreasonable, I mean, no one’s gonna eat your eyes
    All we want to do is eat your brains
    We’re at an impasse here, maybe we should compromise:
    If you open up the doors
    We’ll all come inside and eat your brains

    Lily

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  14. I'll sing on your podcast! Mrs. Gerbil and I even have an album :)

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  15. Roy, you wrote;

    "I will not be singing. (Unless my fellow podcasters play a cruel trick on my and secretly record me while plugged in to iPod listening to TMBG or MSI or FZ or something.)"

    Clink and Dinah, that kind of sounds like an invitation to me...or maybe a dare.

    Lily

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  16. Confidential to Dinah: I smell Dr. Phil Soundboard Revenge!

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  17. Yeah but that one might be more like Revenge on their Audience. Bring it On! (er, via being sneaky on Roy).

    I want to hear Carrie singing on your podcast! Or playing piano, or both!

    My current favorite song is by Michael Buble, called "Lost".

    Here's the lyrics:

    I can't believe it's over
    I watched the whole thing fall
    And I never saw the right man was on the wall
    If I don't land
    Days were slipping past
    That the good things never last
    That you were crying

    Summer turned to winter
    And the snow it turned to rain
    And the rain turned into tears upon your face
    I hardly recognized the girl you are today
    And god I hope it's not too late
    It's not too late
    'Cause you are not alone
    I'm always there with you
    And we'll get lost together
    Till the light comes pouring through
    'Cause when you feel like you're done
    And the darkness has won
    Babe, you're not lost
    When your worlds crashing down
    And you can't bear to fall
    I said, babe, you're not lost

    Life can show no mercy
    It can tear your soul apart
    It can make you feel like you've gone crazy
    But you're not
    Things have seem to changed
    There's one thing that's still the same
    In my heart you have remained
    And we can fly fly fly away

    'Cause you are not alone
    And I am there with you
    And we'll get lost together
    Till the light comes pouring through
    'Cause when you feel like you're done
    And the darkness has won
    Babe, you're not lost
    When the worlds crashing down
    And you can not bear to crawl
    I said, baby, you're not lost
    I said, baby, you're not lost
    I said, baby, you're not lost
    I said, baby, you're not lost

    Okay, it may be corny, but it's true. Plus, my husband holds my hand when it plays. Always a good thing. 8^D

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  18. Oh, and let's here Mr. & Mrs. Gerbil, too!

    The world doesn't have enough singing rodents. ;^D

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  19. Sarebear: ah, but there is no Mr. Gerbil. No worries :D

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  20. Hamurabi is adorable!

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