Dinah, ClinkShrink, & Roy produce Shrink Rap: a blog by Psychiatrists for Psychiatrists, interested bystanders are also welcome. A place to talk; no one has to listen.
It's the Dan Akroyd kitchen-appliance spoof (original SNL) applied to a medication. "It chops it grinds it dices it slices...it even does your income tax!" I liked the prevents/promotes/"whatever-you're into" twist.
There was an episode of Mental, where a guy INSISTING that he needed to be seen (but no one would pay attention, the psych area was being cleared to be sterilized, scrubbed down because of a nosocomial-infection that caused the death of a patient elsewhere in the hospital and the family was suing, resistant strain of something or other); anyway this INSISTANT patient said he was a werewolf and harm would come to people if he wasn't treated before that night - a smarmy doc (the one trying to oust the good guy great accent psychiatrist star of show) prescribed him something that he guaranteed would provent werewolfism.
The patient didn't look entirely convinced, but he took the scrip and went away . . . .
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Thanks! Very funny!
ReplyDeleteAwesome! I need a cure for that annoying lycanthropy! Finally!
ReplyDeletemake me a werewolf, peel me a grape... women.
ReplyDeleteIt's the Dan Akroyd kitchen-appliance spoof (original SNL) applied to a medication. "It chops it grinds it dices it slices...it even does your income tax!" I liked the prevents/promotes/"whatever-you're into" twist.
ReplyDeleteThere was an episode of Mental, where a guy INSISTING that he needed to be seen (but no one would pay attention, the psych area was being cleared to be sterilized, scrubbed down because of a nosocomial-infection that caused the death of a patient elsewhere in the hospital and the family was suing, resistant strain of something or other); anyway this INSISTANT patient said he was a werewolf and harm would come to people if he wasn't treated before that night - a smarmy doc (the one trying to oust the good guy great accent psychiatrist star of show) prescribed him something that he guaranteed would provent werewolfism.
ReplyDeleteThe patient didn't look entirely convinced, but he took the scrip and went away . . . .
Musta been this med, hee hee hee!